over two tissues from the side table, wiping off the love liquid belonging to his little aunt's face first. Then he reached out and on his little aunt's pink honey hole, wiped away the bright glisteni...Xiali, Shenma, Xiaoyunzi were conducting market research on the welcoming avenue of Longjiang City for their future wealth-making plan. Xiali, lost in thought, was interrupted by a voice, aged and low.
"Uh... the ground is round It's Earth! Phoenix Sister! Hibiscus Sister! Isn't that someone from Earth decades ago" The old man was using words from Earth! Could he be an Earth person who, like himself, had accidentally traveled here Thinking this, Xi Li hurried over following the sound. As he got closer, Xi Li saw a man with a full beard, his hair messy and disheveled, lounging lazily in the sun under a high wall.
This disheveled old man, seeing the sharp silhouette approaching from the slits of his sun-bleached eyes, couldn't help but gleam. Then, with a weak voice, he exclaimed: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, and destined we are to meet. Phoenix cries, Hibiscus sister makes a fuss, brother only hopes that a fated person will come soon, the ultimate secret manual is only given to those who are destined!"
"Old man, why is the earth round Do you know Phoenix Sister and Hibiscus Sister" Xi Li walked up to the old man, leaned down, and whispered again, "Are you Zhu Ge"
The slovenly old man, hearing the sharp question, didn't even open his eyes. He let out a cold snort and said, "Where did this rash boy come from Why so many boring questions."
"Uh... old man, what are you saying Come on, answer!" Shen Ma behind Xili angrily said.
Xīlì seeing this, crouched down and glared at Shěn Mǎ with his eyes, then patiently said, "Old man, these questions are very important to me, will you tell me"
“To those who are destined!” The disheveled old man suddenly pushed a yellowed, thread-bound book in his hand into Xi Li’s lap. Then, with a wobble, he stood up and turned to himself, muttering, "Oh dear, I'm off!"
The slovenly old man finished speaking, and with a flick of his figure, he left only a faint shadow behind, disappearing without a trace. When Xi Li and the others looked around again, they could no longer see the old man's shadow anywhere.
"Ah... I'm... impressed! Master!" Shen Ma stood gaping with astonishment, his face a picture of disbelief.
"My master is Pigsy Isn't that the super popular, top-notch playboy who would make any man on Earth feel ashamed I swear to..." The slovenly old man's reaction shocked not only Shenma but also Xi Li, who had been crouching down. She was completely 'struck by lightning' and fell to the ground.
Xiaqi and Xiaoyunzi often heard about these mysterious figures who appeared and disappeared at will while listening to Lao Wangtou's storytelling. However, hearing it was one thing, and seeing it was another. Xiaoyunzi, the first to come to his senses, stammered and tugged at Xili, who was sitting on the ground: "B…Big brother…Hurry up…hurry up and look…look, what did that old immortal give you"
"Yeah, take a look quickly" Xia Qi also asked hurriedly.
Xi Reli was tugged about by Xiaoyunzi, swaying left and right, and let out a sharp "Eh!" He gradually regained his consciousness and hurriedly held the yellowed linen-bound book in his hands. Shen Ma and Xiaqi also hurried over.
"Uh, how come there's no name of the martial arts secret manual on this yellowed cover It's not like what's shown on TV!" Xi Li muttered to himself while looking at the blank and yellowish cover, then immediately flipped open the first page. As soon as he saw the content, Xi Li let out a loud "Aw" and jumped up, shouting: "Damn it! You stupid idiot, are you playing with me Is there such a thing Don't play with me like this!"
"Oh my goodness!" The sudden outburst of fury startled Shen Ma and Xia Qi, as well as Xiao Yunzi.
"Boss, what's written up there I've never seen these characters before," Xia Qi looked at the page opened in Xi Li's hand and questioned, puzzled by several unfamiliar characters.
"Day, if you met them, you'd be doomed." Xi Fei glared at Xia Qi sharply.
Xīlì's heart was filled with frustration right now. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters from Earth, and what made it even worse was that these characters read "Don't die, just practice a bit more!" in eight bold characters.
At this point, Xi Li was thoroughly tangled up in confusion. His fingers trembled as he flipped to the second page. It read "Chasing Stars and Catching the Moon" in four Chinese characters. Without reading the details inside, he flipped to the next page again, all the way to the fourth page, which was the last one. It was filled with content related to "Chasing Stars and Catching the Moon." He didn't even bother to read it carefully. Xi Li angrily shouted: "Damn it! What is this thing What the hell does it mean" Xi Li's heart was filled with shock, frustration, and distress. It took him ten bulls and three tigers worth of effort to slowly calm down. When he saw Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi looking at him with a confused expression, he said angrily: "What are you looking at Keep shopping."
Although everyone had a lot of questions, no one dared to speak after seeing Xi Li's twisted, crimson facial expression.
At this moment, the one who had just gifted a book to the sharp and slovenly old man stood high above the Dragon Continent. With a flicker, he transformed into a red-bearded, black-green faced, simple-looking Sha Monk. He stood shoulder to shoulder with Pigsy, gazing down at the scene below, witnessing the frenzy of the Sharp one firsthand.
"Hee hee hee, Second Senior Brother, the few phrases you taught me really work! Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his messy hair on both sides and said to Pigsy with a silly smile.
"Hahaha, you don't look at who my brother is, little guy. With this escaping skill, this kid should be fine!" Pigsy wore a confident expression.
"Second Brother, I feel like this boy has the same personality as you. How come…" Sha Seng's words were cut off by Pigsy before he could finish.
"Big brother, I can't help it either." Pigsy quickly interjected when he heard Sha Monk start to fuss again.
“Whose fault is it Who made you go peeping at Chang'e bathing, and asked me to help keep watch Didn't expect that we were caught red-handed by the Erlang God, banished here to the mortal realm as star officials. Our supernatural powers were even sealed. Alas, tell me, what hardship are we facing!” Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.
“That Jade Emperor wouldn’t have confiscated our transformation spells if he wasn’t afraid we’d turn into handsome guys and secretly leave heaven to enjoy the mortal world, right Thankfully, I’m so smart! I asked my big brother to teach us each a unique transformation spell. Now, Brother can swagger about for another hundred years, hehe…” As he said this, Pigsy’s eyes gleamed with lust.
"Isn't this good, but you're meddling again, bringing this kid to my Star-Crossing formation. Sigh..." Sha Seng sighed foolishly.
"Does my brother want to get involved in something complicated That monkey gave me a transformation spell, but it happened to be the catchphrase of this silly kid who's under my watch in the Milky Way Galaxy! I'm such an idiot! On my first day on duty, I was changed eighteen times by this kid." At this point, Pigsy seemed to have fallen into suspicion again, thinking to himself, "Could it be that this monkey deliberately arranged all of this Otherwise, how could there be so many coincidences"
Everything is predestined, isn't it all just a coincidence
"Oh, what a coincidence." Sha Seng looked down at the Jùlóng Continent and said.
"You said that if I become a handsome guy and am flirting with girls, being teased by this guy's catchphrases all the time, wouldn't scare the ladies away How could I survive in this world So I had an idea, I sent him to your Star-Crossed program. Anyway, it's been tens of thousands of years since a demon has disturbed the human world, I'm bored and have nothing to do, just right to transform into his appearance and enjoy myself in the human world. This guy's underworld connections have quite a few beautiful women, you know!" Pigsy bit his finger, looking very envious.
"Sigh, it's been so many years, Second Senior Brother, you're still the same. You're disrupting the normal order of the lower realms like this, aren't you afraid that Yama will sue you" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.
"So, I came to talk to you. He can't have an accident here. With this self-defense skill, he can protect himself and not get hurt. We just wait until we finish our jobs and return to heaven, then we'll bring him back, right" Pigsy felt his plan was perfect and couldn't help but boast, "Sha Wujing, am I very clever"
"Uh..." Sha Seng was speechless. He had once again boarded his second senior brother's ship of deceit.
It turns out that Pig Eight戒's last lie to Xili was actually the truth. His real reason for being banished was that he snooped on Chang'e while she was bathing and got punished for it. If Xili heard this conversation, he would definitely be furious.
On Welcoming Street, the sharp team led by Xi Li continued their market research with renewed vigor. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were full of energy, bouncing around from stall to stall, their youthful spirits shining through.
"Boss, I want this, give me the money!" Xia Qi pointed at a small ornament on a stall next to them and demanded money from Xīlì.
As Xi Li followed Xia Qi's finger, his eyes lit up immediately. He hurriedly asked, "Girls really like this kind of thing, don't they"
"What's wrong with this Such a good thing, that girl wouldn't like it!" Xiaqi urged Xi Li eagerly: "Come on, get the money, quick!"
“Goodness, you have a keen eye, miss. This is a new arrival from 'Xiangwei Ju', just in today. Smell that aroma It lingers for ages.” The stall owner, a middle-aged woman, saw a customer approach and immediately started promoting her wares to Xia Qi who was standing in front of her stall.
"Second brother, what is this called" Xilie suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Shen Ma who was standing beside him.
When Shen Ma heard the sharp question, he was very surprised, looking at Xi Li as if he were a monster. He looked Xi Li up and down and said, “I say, big brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you, you, how come you don't even know what this is”
"Cut the crap and get to the point!" The sharp voice was laced with impatience.icy, even when speaking to Ye Fan. So it wasn't intentional towards Ren Zhihua."Can Long Nu arrange for the members of Dragon's Tooth to meet with Kunka" For some reason, Ren Zhihua hesitated for a mo...